1 00:00:00,969 --> 00:00:02,541 Djed: O, ne! 2 00:00:02,609 --> 00:00:03,344 [Pucketanje] 3 00:00:04,028 --> 00:00:05,293 Riley: Bez priznanja 4 00:00:05,361 --> 00:00:07,094 krivnje, želimo reći da nam je stvarno žao. 5 00:00:07,161 --> 00:00:09,361 Huey: Znamo da jesi uzrujan, a trebao bi biti. 6 00:00:09,396 --> 00:00:10,561 Djed: Tko je ovo napravio?! 7 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:12,096 Tko je od vas ubio TV?! 8 00:00:12,164 --> 00:00:12,829 Tko je to napravio?! 9 00:00:12,897 --> 00:00:14,162 Riley: Djede, ovo nije 10 00:00:14,196 --> 00:00:15,998 vrijeme je za upiranje prstom, zar ne? 11 00:00:16,032 --> 00:00:17,267 Predsjednik Obama kaže da ne možemo 12 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:18,805 pomakni se naprijed gledajući unatrag. 13 00:00:18,839 --> 00:00:20,443 Djed: Ne mogu vjerovati! 14 00:00:20,477 --> 00:00:21,477 Ovo se ne događa! 15 00:00:21,545 --> 00:00:22,611 Ne događa se! 16 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:23,983 I'm too old for this! 17 00:00:24,017 --> 00:00:26,619 Muka mi je od toga da moram tući cijelo vrijeme! 18 00:00:26,654 --> 00:00:28,457 Evo... ovaj put, ti si pobijedit ćemo jedni druge. 19 00:00:28,524 --> 00:00:29,291 Riley: Što?! 20 00:00:29,325 --> 00:00:30,926 Djed: Rekao sam, tucite se! 21 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:31,360 Izmjenjujte se! 22 00:00:31,395 --> 00:00:32,062 [Kašljanje] 23 00:00:32,097 --> 00:00:33,097 Što? Nešto nije u redu! 24 00:00:33,132 --> 00:00:35,099 Huey: Djed, mislim trebao bi se smiriti. 25 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,101 Djed: Kako da se smirim?! 26 00:00:37,136 --> 00:00:38,269 Umirem, a televizor mi se pokvario! 27 00:00:38,337 --> 00:00:39,370 Oh! bole me grudi! 28 00:00:39,404 --> 00:00:40,472 To je infarkt! 29 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,640 Ne, boli me trbuh! 30 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,975 Jetra mi je eksplodirala! 31 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,110 Ne, to je moje loše koljeno! 32 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,379 Soba se vrti! 33 00:00:45,447 --> 00:00:47,380 Oh, ne! 34 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,184 Riley: Je li mrtav? 35 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,052 Huey: Ne znam. 36 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,086 Djed: Požuri! 37 00:00:55,154 --> 00:00:56,254 Moramo nazvati 911! 38 00:00:56,288 --> 00:00:58,357 Gdje je telefon?! 39 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:03,097 Oh, n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 40 00:01:03,165 --> 00:01:03,531 [ stenje ] 41 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:07,170 Riley: Još uvijek moraju pobijediti jedni druge? 42 00:01:07,271 --> 00:01:09,006 ♪ Ja sam kamen koji graditelj je odbio ♪ 43 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:11,275 ♪ Ja sam vizualno, ono inspiracija koja je natjerala damu da pjeva 44 00:01:11,343 --> 00:01:12,009 blues ♪ 45 00:01:12,043 --> 00:01:13,911 ♪ Ja sam ta iskra čini vašu ideju svijetlom ♪ 46 00:01:13,946 --> 00:01:15,446 ♪ ista iskra koji osvjetljava tamu ♪ 47 00:01:15,514 --> 00:01:17,415 ♪ tako da možete znati tvoje lijevo od tvog desnog ♪ 48 00:01:17,450 --> 00:01:19,551 ♪ Ja sam vaš glasački listić kutija, metak u pištolju ♪ 49 00:01:19,585 --> 00:01:20,819 ♪ unutarnji sjaj koji vam omogućuje 50 00:01:20,887 --> 00:01:21,987 znaj svog brata zvati sinom ♪ 51 00:01:22,055 --> 00:01:23,255 ♪ priča koja je tek počela ♪ 52 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:24,889 ♪ obećanje onoga što dolazi ♪ 53 00:01:24,957 --> 00:01:27,958 ♪ i ostat ću vojnik dok se ne dobije rat ♪ 54 00:01:27,993 --> 00:01:29,226 ♪ nasjeckajte nasjeckajte nasjeckajte ♪ 55 00:01:29,261 --> 00:01:30,428 ♪ judo flip ♪ 56 00:01:30,495 --> 00:01:31,895 ♪ nasjeckajte nasjeckajte nasjeckajte ♪ 57 00:01:31,963 --> 00:01:33,163 ♪ judo flip ♪ 58 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:34,431 ♪ nasjeckajte nasjeckajte nasjeckajte ♪ 59 00:01:34,465 --> 00:01:35,432 ♪ judo flip ♪ 60 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,400 ♪ nasjeckajte nasjeckajte nasjeckajte ♪ 61 00:01:39,204 --> 00:01:41,072 djed: Ne, neću to učiniti! 62 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:41,906 I can't do it! 63 00:01:41,974 --> 00:01:42,874 Huey: Come on! 64 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:43,976 You need a physical! 65 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:45,411 hajde 66 00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:46,046 [gunđanje] 67 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,047 Granddad: No, please! 68 00:01:47,081 --> 00:01:48,048 I can't handle doctors! 69 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,617 Nisam spreman suočiti se s vlastitom smrtnošću! 70 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,418 Huey: Djede, to je za tvoje dobro! 71 00:01:51,453 --> 00:01:52,519 Riley: Trebamo te u blizini 72 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:54,321 što duže kuhati i platiti hipoteku. 73 00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:56,257 Granddad: What if they naći nešto strašno? 74 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:58,159 Što ako mi kažu ja imate još samo mjesec dana života? 75 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:00,161 To bi potpuno uništilo ostatak ovog mjeseca za mene! 76 00:02:00,196 --> 00:02:02,064 Izgled! Mumija... slobodan je! 77 00:02:02,098 --> 00:02:03,533 Idem kući! 78 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:06,035 Riley: Čovječe, djed je nekako brz! 79 00:02:06,069 --> 00:02:06,869 [gunđanje] 80 00:02:06,904 --> 00:02:08,438 hajde 81 00:02:08,506 --> 00:02:10,140 Djed: Aaaaaaah! 82 00:02:10,174 --> 00:02:12,142 Od tada je prošlo neko vrijeme tvoj zadnji pregled, ha? 83 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:14,245 Ovdje piše da niste vidjeli liječnik u... oh, 57 godina. 84 00:02:14,313 --> 00:02:16,515 Djed: Vidi, ne možeš li samo požuri i dođi do 85 00:02:16,549 --> 00:02:18,217 točka gdje mi govoriš da ću umrijeti? 86 00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:19,418 Sada kažete da ste imali 87 00:02:19,452 --> 00:02:20,987 neki iritabilni crijeva nedavno? 88 00:02:21,055 --> 00:02:21,955 Djed: Da. 89 00:02:21,989 --> 00:02:26,226 I ovdje također piše da ti... oh, um, oprosti mi. 90 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:27,227 Roberte, ovo je Jessica. 91 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:28,061 Jessica, Robert. 92 00:02:28,095 --> 00:02:29,329 Ona je studentica medicine koja će 93 00:02:29,364 --> 00:02:31,232 biti promatranje danas, ako to ti je u redu. 94 00:02:31,266 --> 00:02:33,501 Djed: Zapravo, ja radije ako, uh [Pročišćava grlo] 95 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:34,602 Pacijent se žalio na 96 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:36,137 iritabilna crijeva, također i proljev, 97 00:02:36,205 --> 00:02:38,407 praćeno pečenjem osjet u anusu. 98 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:40,509 Djed: Pa nije baš gori. 99 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:41,577 Više su to trnci. 100 00:02:41,611 --> 00:02:43,879 I također doživljava mnogo bolova od plinova. 101 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:44,313 Mm-hmm. 102 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,414 Ekstremna nadutost. 103 00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:48,317 Djed: Pa to je bilo, uh, neka šala, stvarno. 104 00:02:48,351 --> 00:02:49,318 Ah. 105 00:02:49,352 --> 00:02:51,587 Djed: Aaaah! 106 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:53,422 Aaaah! 107 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:55,056 [Uzdasi] 108 00:02:55,124 --> 00:02:56,057 [ stenje ] 109 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,392 [ Teško dišući ] 110 00:02:57,426 --> 00:03:00,495 [Monitor piska] 111 00:03:00,529 --> 00:03:01,396 Aah! 112 00:03:01,464 --> 00:03:02,865 [Stalni zvučni signali] 113 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:05,301 [Klačanje tipkovnice] 114 00:03:08,338 --> 00:03:10,306 Recite mi jasno, doktore. 115 00:03:10,374 --> 00:03:12,009 Robert... djed: Ne! 116 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:14,044 (Plačući) Premlad sam da umrem! 117 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:16,046 Ima toliko stvari koje nisam napravio! 118 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:18,415 Želim da se moj roman pojavi Oprahina knjiga mjeseca! 119 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,950 Roberte, koliko vidim, 120 00:03:20,018 --> 00:03:21,318 hrpa stvari nije u redu 121 00:03:21,386 --> 00:03:22,519 s tobom, ali ništa od toga 122 00:03:22,554 --> 00:03:24,021 odmah opasno po život. 123 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:26,390 Ali ono što me najviše brine otprilike je vaša razina stresa. 124 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:27,859 Je li tako inače reagiraš 125 00:03:27,893 --> 00:03:29,194 na stresne situacije, Roberte? 126 00:03:29,228 --> 00:03:30,295 Djed: Više-manje. 127 00:03:30,363 --> 00:03:31,563 Ali moraš razumjeti, moj 128 00:03:31,598 --> 00:03:33,465 život je stresniji od većine ljudi. 129 00:03:33,499 --> 00:03:34,866 Moj jedan unuk je domaći 130 00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:37,035 terorist, a drugi jedan je javna prijetnja. 131 00:03:37,069 --> 00:03:38,303 Roberte, Roberte, Roberte, puno 132 00:03:38,371 --> 00:03:39,638 ljudi ima stresan život. 133 00:03:39,672 --> 00:03:42,007 Sada, vaš problem je kako nosite se sa stresom. 134 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,308 Sad ću ti dati hrpu 135 00:03:43,376 --> 00:03:44,843 tableta koje treba uzeti, ali vjerujem 136 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,111 ako ne dobiješ svoj stres 137 00:03:46,178 --> 00:03:50,381 pod kontrolom, ubit ćeš se. 138 00:03:50,449 --> 00:03:52,383 [škripa guma] 139 00:03:52,451 --> 00:03:53,284 [Zvono na vratima] 140 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:54,385 Djed: Hej! Drži se sada! 141 00:03:54,453 --> 00:03:55,220 Ja sam bolestan starac! 142 00:03:55,287 --> 00:03:56,554 Ne mogu se kretati tako brzo kao prije! 143 00:03:56,622 --> 00:03:57,556 Što ima, stari crnjo? 144 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:58,557 Dobili ste doživotnu zalihu 145 00:03:58,624 --> 00:03:59,892 Viagra upravo ovdje. [smijeh] 146 00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:00,559 Samo se šalim, čovječe. 147 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:02,394 Znam da nije Viagra jer sam već pogledao. 148 00:04:02,429 --> 00:04:03,395 Granddad: Give me that! 149 00:04:03,463 --> 00:04:04,530 Kako se usuđuješ otvoriti moj paket! 150 00:04:04,564 --> 00:04:06,365 Čovječe, ja sam samo [Bleep] S tobom, stari crnjo. 151 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,001 Što imaš za jesti u ovom [Bleep] 152 00:04:08,035 --> 00:04:09,168 Hej, što radiš sa svima njima 153 00:04:09,203 --> 00:04:10,270 pilule za, svejedno, starog crnju? 154 00:04:10,304 --> 00:04:11,905 Otvaraš ljekarnu ili nešto [Bleep] 155 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,473 Djed: Liječnik mi je dao ove tablete. 156 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,841 Oh, čovječe, nikad nisam uzimao 157 00:04:14,876 --> 00:04:16,009 ti si naivčina za [Bleep] 158 00:04:16,043 --> 00:04:16,977 Farmaceutske tvrtke. 159 00:04:17,011 --> 00:04:18,110 Uvijek vam pokušava nešto prodati 160 00:04:18,144 --> 00:04:19,278 sintetička kemikalija [Bleep] To 161 00:04:19,313 --> 00:04:20,879 nemoj učiniti ništa, ali učiniti te još bolesnijim. 162 00:04:20,913 --> 00:04:23,013 Djed: Pa on je liječnik a ti si budala, dakle 163 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:23,914 Slušam ga. 164 00:04:23,948 --> 00:04:24,281 [Podrigivanje] 165 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,382 Čovječe, nikad ne prihvaćam ne 166 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:25,916 pilule. 167 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:26,916 Nije da si ih mogu priuštiti, 168 00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:27,984 jer, uh, crnja nema 169 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,018 zdravstveno osiguranje i [Bleep] 170 00:04:29,086 --> 00:04:30,086 Ali, ipak, ne prihvaćam ne 171 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,187 aspirin, ne [Bleep] Ibuprofen... 172 00:04:31,221 --> 00:04:32,054 Ništa od toga [Bleep] 173 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:33,088 Sada, ovo [Bleep] upravo ovdje, 174 00:04:33,156 --> 00:04:34,423 crnjo [smijeh] Ovo je sve 175 00:04:34,457 --> 00:04:35,324 lijek koji mi treba! 176 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,525 Djed: Što je to? 177 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:37,192 Je li to hladnjak? 178 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,093 Ne, crnjo, to je trava! 179 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:39,094 Djed: Isto tako 180 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:39,528 stvar kao trava. 181 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:40,095 Što?! 182 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:41,029 Djed: Tiše. 183 00:04:41,097 --> 00:04:41,997 Imam djecu u kući. 184 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:42,998 Što, ne mogu reći "trava"? 185 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:43,532 Djed: Ššš! 186 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:44,533 Kako se usuđuješ unositi drogu u mene 187 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:45,101 kuća. 188 00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:46,269 Mogli biste nas sve uhititi. 189 00:04:46,336 --> 00:04:47,003 [Smijeh] 190 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,071 Čovječe, zar ne držiš korak s tim 191 00:04:48,139 --> 00:04:48,905 trenutni događaji? 192 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:49,973 Trava više nije ilegalna, 193 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:50,340 crnjo. 194 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,241 Djed: Stvarno? 195 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:51,975 Dovraga, da. 196 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,077 Čovječe, Obama je prošao i 197 00:04:53,144 --> 00:04:54,144 promijenio sve to [Bleep] 198 00:04:54,179 --> 00:04:55,346 Djed: Nisam ga znao 199 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:55,913 učinio to. 200 00:04:55,981 --> 00:04:57,148 Da, čovječe, pa prestani biti takav 201 00:04:57,182 --> 00:04:57,615 prokleto uplašen. 202 00:04:57,682 --> 00:04:58,916 Djed: Ne znam. 203 00:04:58,984 --> 00:05:00,084 Jednom sam poznavao tipa koji je pušio 204 00:05:00,151 --> 00:05:01,251 neka trava koja je bila promiješana 205 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:02,353 anđeoska prašina, i završio je 206 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,587 trčati niz ulicu u njegovom 207 00:05:03,621 --> 00:05:04,888 donje rublje i probudio se u 208 00:05:04,922 --> 00:05:05,422 kokošinjac. 209 00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:06,423 Crnjo, to je bio "petak." 210 00:05:06,457 --> 00:05:07,257 Djed: Je li bilo? 211 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:08,358 Osim toga, čovječe, nisi nitko 212 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,158 [bleep] S ovim. 213 00:05:09,192 --> 00:05:10,226 Znam crnju koji ju je uzgojio. 214 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,327 [Bleep] Gledao sam kako uzima 215 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:11,861 pupaj. 216 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,862 Moraš odrasti i dobiti 217 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:13,329 visoko, moj crnjo. 218 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,430 Zapravo, budući da jesam 219 00:05:14,498 --> 00:05:15,497 tip crnje kojem je stalo 220 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:16,331 o svom zdravlju i 221 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,532 blagostanje, ja ću ti dati 222 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,433 ovaj spoj, crnjo. 223 00:05:18,501 --> 00:05:20,169 Djed: Ne želim tvoj joint. 224 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,871 Crnjo, ovo jednostavno nije joint. 225 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:23,139 Ne, to je... pa, pa, jest 226 00:05:23,173 --> 00:05:24,307 joint, ali je prokleto dobar 227 00:05:24,341 --> 00:05:24,574 jedan. 228 00:05:24,608 --> 00:05:26,042 Crnjo, ovo [Bleep] će se promijeniti 229 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:26,443 tvoj život! 230 00:05:26,511 --> 00:05:27,511 Riley: Hej, što svi 231 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:28,245 pričate? 232 00:05:28,312 --> 00:05:29,413 Djed: Uh, ništa. 233 00:05:29,447 --> 00:05:30,147 Baš ništa. 234 00:05:30,215 --> 00:05:31,415 Samo je govorio o odlasku 235 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,583 na turneji s debelim dečkima ili 236 00:05:32,618 --> 00:05:33,317 nešto. 237 00:05:33,352 --> 00:05:33,985 Čestitamo. 238 00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:35,420 Reci princu Markie Dee da sam rekao 239 00:05:35,454 --> 00:05:35,954 "bok." 240 00:05:35,988 --> 00:05:36,588 [Smijeh] 241 00:05:36,622 --> 00:05:37,956 U redu, stari crnjo. 242 00:05:38,024 --> 00:05:39,224 Kasnije, Riley. 243 00:05:39,258 --> 00:05:41,593 Riley: Tko su debeli dečki? 244 00:05:46,997 --> 00:05:48,331 Uhvatio vas je visok krvni tlak 245 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:48,865 dolje? 246 00:05:48,899 --> 00:05:50,233 Pitajte svog liječnika ako uzimate zortafrinex 247 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,134 je pravo za vas. 248 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:52,502 U kliničkim ispitivanjima, zortafrinex 249 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,937 dokazano snižava krv 250 00:05:53,971 --> 00:05:54,404 pritisak. 251 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,404 Pitajte svog liječnika prije uzimanja 252 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:56,038 zortafrinex. 253 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:57,106 Žene, trudnice i većina 254 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,140 muškarci ne bi trebali uzimati zortafrinex. 255 00:05:58,208 --> 00:05:59,208 Poznate nuspojave uključuju suhoću 256 00:05:59,242 --> 00:06:00,142 usta, želučane tegobe, blago 257 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:01,143 smrt, sljepoća, veliko srce 258 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,144 napad, otežano disanje, 259 00:06:02,211 --> 00:06:02,945 i rektalne gljivice. 260 00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:03,779 Gotovo svi muškarci koji su uzimali 261 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:04,847 zortafrinex je doživio ozbiljan 262 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:05,848 gubitak seksualne izvedbe. 263 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:06,315 Ovo je normalno. 264 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:07,416 Molimo prestanite uzimati zortafrinex 265 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,417 odmah ako osjetite blagi 266 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,484 nelagoda na ili u testisima, 267 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:10,552 jer to može biti znak rijetkosti 268 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:11,586 i krajnje neugodna strana 269 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,854 učinak poznat kao totalni skrotalni 270 00:06:12,888 --> 00:06:13,221 implozija. 271 00:06:13,255 --> 00:06:14,121 U slučaju totalne skrotalne implozije 272 00:06:14,189 --> 00:06:15,222 trebalo se dogoditi, nazovite svog liječnika 273 00:06:15,256 --> 00:06:15,756 odmah. 274 00:06:15,824 --> 00:06:16,857 Ako se ne možete kretati ili govoriti zbog roka 275 00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:17,858 na iscrpljujuću bol 276 00:06:17,892 --> 00:06:18,959 potpuna implozija skrotuma, molim 277 00:06:18,993 --> 00:06:19,860 neka vas voljena osoba nazove 278 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:20,193 liječnik. 279 00:06:20,228 --> 00:06:21,128 Nema lijeka za totalno 280 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:22,129 implozija skrotuma. 281 00:06:22,263 --> 00:06:23,931 Zortafrinex... uvijek pravi 282 00:06:23,998 --> 00:06:24,932 izbor. 283 00:06:25,066 --> 00:06:26,300 Djed: Mm! 284 00:06:26,334 --> 00:06:28,302 Aaaah! 285 00:06:37,879 --> 00:06:39,179 [ Duboko izdahne ] 286 00:06:39,214 --> 00:06:41,181 [Kašlje] 287 00:07:02,471 --> 00:07:04,439 [Uzdasi] 288 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:08,843 O, moj Bože. 289 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:11,111 Prekrasno je. 290 00:07:11,145 --> 00:07:13,012 [Uzdasi] 291 00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:15,014 Riley: [ hrkanje ] 292 00:07:18,385 --> 00:07:20,186 [ Njuši ] 293 00:07:20,221 --> 00:07:21,421 Yo, osjećaš li to? 294 00:07:21,455 --> 00:07:22,922 Huey: Da, ali... 295 00:07:22,957 --> 00:07:24,992 Ne može biti ono što mislim da jest. 296 00:07:25,059 --> 00:07:25,993 Oboje: Doručak! 297 00:07:26,061 --> 00:07:27,361 Djed: Imamo palačinke, 298 00:07:27,395 --> 00:07:29,563 vafli, svinjetina, kobasice, puretina 299 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:32,599 kobasica, vegetarijanska kobasica, jaja Benedict, dimljeni-losos 300 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:35,536 omleti, prženi kolačići i, naravno, huevos rancheros. 301 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,071 Ili bih te mogao natjerati nešto drugo, ako želite. 302 00:07:38,106 --> 00:07:40,173 Huey: Djede, zašto bi radiš svu ovu hranu? 303 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,542 Djed: Jer moji dečki moraju odrasti da budu veliki i 304 00:07:42,577 --> 00:07:43,076 snažna. 305 00:07:43,144 --> 00:07:44,412 Jedem ovu zdjelu cheerios-a 306 00:07:44,446 --> 00:07:45,446 jer, znaš što? 307 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,348 Kolesterol se neće sam smanjiti. 308 00:07:47,382 --> 00:07:48,516 Mmm! 309 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,518 [Hrskanje] 310 00:08:00,595 --> 00:08:01,896 [Bleep] Prokletstvo, bili su najbolji 311 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,063 cheerios koje sam ikada imao u životu! 312 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,898 Nisu bili uobičajeni veseljaci, zar ne? 313 00:08:04,933 --> 00:08:07,467 Ne, ne, ne, to mora biti medeni orah! 314 00:08:07,502 --> 00:08:09,336 Mmm. [krckanje] 315 00:08:09,403 --> 00:08:10,336 Morao je biti medeni orah. 316 00:08:10,371 --> 00:08:14,874 Ima okus poput medenog oraha, ima okus cheerios, ali... 317 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,042 Orasi umočeni u med. 318 00:08:16,077 --> 00:08:17,144 Mmm! Mm-hmm! 319 00:08:17,178 --> 00:08:19,079 [Hrskanje] 320 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:21,884 Oh, opet ste razbili televizor! 321 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,421 [smijeh] 322 00:08:24,488 --> 00:08:25,522 Znaš što je smiješno? 323 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,256 [smijeh] 324 00:08:26,324 --> 00:08:27,591 Kad bolje razmislite, sve 325 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:29,059 ova stvar je stvarno vaša. 326 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:30,328 Mislim, koliko sam još 327 00:08:30,395 --> 00:08:31,329 hoćeš li biti u blizini? 328 00:08:31,363 --> 00:08:32,530 Jer stvarno, stvarno, 329 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:34,299 stvarno, jako staro. 330 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,035 Ovo je tvoja kuća, ovo je tvoja 331 00:08:36,069 --> 00:08:37,236 stvari, ovo je tvoj TV. 332 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:38,971 Možete ga slomiti ako želite. 333 00:08:39,038 --> 00:08:39,772 nije me briga. 334 00:08:39,806 --> 00:08:41,807 [smijeh] 335 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:42,608 Riley: Prokletstvo! 336 00:08:42,642 --> 00:08:44,610 Svidio mi se moj TV! 337 00:08:46,546 --> 00:08:48,513 [Zvono na vratima] 338 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:49,882 Što ima, stari crnjo? 339 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:50,516 Imate li preuzimanje? 340 00:08:50,584 --> 00:08:51,417 Djed: Ne. 341 00:08:51,451 --> 00:08:54,220 Htio sam ti reći, ja popušio je to, znaš... 342 00:08:54,254 --> 00:08:54,887 Taj zglob? 343 00:08:54,955 --> 00:08:55,488 Djed: Ššš! 344 00:08:55,522 --> 00:08:56,388 Svidjelo ti se, zar ne? 345 00:08:56,423 --> 00:08:58,290 That [Bleep] Was off the lanac, zar ne, crnjo? 346 00:08:58,325 --> 00:08:59,591 Djed: Nisam mogao vjerovati. 347 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,393 Nikad nisam osjetio ništa slično ovo u mom životu prije. 348 00:09:01,427 --> 00:09:03,395 Možeš li mi donijeti još... Možda dva, šest ili sedam? 349 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,430 Čovječe, nazvao si moj posao i 350 00:09:04,497 --> 00:09:05,564 zakazao preuzimanje samo da bi vas 351 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:07,133 bi me mogao nagovoriti za još stabala?! 352 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:07,867 To je nepristojno, čovječe! 353 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:09,034 Prvo pravilo pušača je 354 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:10,970 loše je manire držati se prokleto prokleto vrijeme! 355 00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:12,038 Djed: Pa zašto si 356 00:09:12,105 --> 00:09:13,105 htio da ga popušim ako nisam 357 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:13,973 trebao tražiti više? 358 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,041 Samo da kupim nešto od tebe 359 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:16,042 ili me možda spoji s 360 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:16,942 vašeg dobavljača ili što već. 361 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:17,576 Ne znam, čovječe. 362 00:09:17,611 --> 00:09:19,111 Malo je izbirljiv s ovom klijentelom. 363 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:20,946 Mislim, na ulicama, oni nazovite ga kraljem korova. 364 00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:21,848 Znaš što govorim? 365 00:09:21,915 --> 00:09:22,915 Ali on bi mogao [Bleep] s tobom, 366 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:23,950 znaš, jer ti [Bleep] 367 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:25,952 Sa mnom i [Bleep] 368 00:09:29,122 --> 00:09:32,857 Sada, samo se drži mene i nemoj reći ne glupo [Bleep] 369 00:09:32,892 --> 00:09:34,492 [Smijeh] Hej, otis! 370 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:35,226 Drago mi je da te vidim. 371 00:09:35,294 --> 00:09:36,561 Tko je ovo... tvoj prijatelj Robert? 372 00:09:36,595 --> 00:09:37,829 Djed: Nisam ja narkoman! 373 00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:38,496 [nervozno se smije] 374 00:09:38,564 --> 00:09:40,098 Uh, želiš li provjeriti imam li žicu? 375 00:09:40,132 --> 00:09:41,132 Zato što ga ne nosim. 376 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,100 Dakle, u redu je ako to učinite. 377 00:09:42,135 --> 00:09:43,469 Zapravo, uh, ovo bi mogla biti loša ideja. 378 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:45,471 Sada, tražite li bilo što posebno... ja 379 00:09:45,539 --> 00:09:47,040 znači, uh, određena vrsta droge? 380 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,109 Djed: Samo mi treba nešto za smanjenje stresa. 381 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:52,446 Da vidimo... imamo bubba kush, lavandu 382 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:56,485 kuš, telki savalas kuš, uh, O. G. Scarlett Johansson. 383 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,219 [smijeh] 384 00:09:57,253 --> 00:09:59,221 Hej, čak sam dobio i jedno ime po meni, crnjo! 385 00:09:59,255 --> 00:10:00,455 Dobar je za sjedenje na 386 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,290 ležati cijeli dan i ne raditi [Pivi] 387 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:03,859 znaš što Probaj ovo. 388 00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:05,127 It's called black pearl. 389 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:06,929 Djed: Što će učiniti? 390 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:09,265 [Smijeh] Vidjet ćeš. 391 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:11,901 Huey: Čovječe, pogledali smo gore nuspojave za sve 392 00:10:11,936 --> 00:10:13,203 djedove tablete, i nijedna 393 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,637 oni vas čine sretnijim, smirenijim, 394 00:10:14,672 --> 00:10:16,005 bolje prilagođena osoba. 395 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,373 Riley: Pa, nešto se događa 396 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:17,840 na. 397 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,376 Ne znam tko je taj crnja je dolje, ali nije 398 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:21,010 djed. 399 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:24,546 [ Brujanje usisavača ] 400 00:10:24,614 --> 00:10:26,114 Huey: Djede, moramo razgovarati. 401 00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:26,915 [Zvrčanje prestaje] 402 00:10:26,949 --> 00:10:27,649 Djed: Naravno. 403 00:10:27,683 --> 00:10:28,549 Što je, unuče? 404 00:10:28,617 --> 00:10:30,351 Riley: Čovječe, gdje je pravi djed? 405 00:10:30,386 --> 00:10:31,352 Što si učinio s njim? 406 00:10:31,386 --> 00:10:33,554 Djed: [smijeh] 407 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,089 Riley, tako si lud! 408 00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:35,923 [smijeh] 409 00:10:35,957 --> 00:10:37,358 Gledajte, dečki, otišao sam doktoru 410 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:38,926 i imao sam poziv za buđenje, a ja 411 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,262 odlučio sam da se neću znojiti više male stvari. 412 00:10:41,296 --> 00:10:43,564 Ja sam isti djed koje poznaješ i voliš. 413 00:10:43,632 --> 00:10:45,533 sretna sam osjećam se dobro. 414 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,902 I od sada jesam cijeniti život. 415 00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:49,171 Huey: Da, ali ta osoba 416 00:10:49,205 --> 00:10:50,439 nije nimalo poput našeg djeda 417 00:10:50,473 --> 00:10:51,273 znati i voljeti. 418 00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:52,541 Riley: Da, naš djed 419 00:10:52,575 --> 00:10:54,276 nemoj cijeniti ništa! 420 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,377 Ti si varalica! 421 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:58,615 Djed: [smijeh] 422 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:00,450 Vi ste dečki urnebesni! 423 00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:01,918 Ne zaboravite da je večeras moj bongo 424 00:11:01,986 --> 00:11:02,285 noć. 425 00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:03,887 Možete ostati kod Toma. 426 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:05,455 Sada zagrli svog djeda. 427 00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:09,260 Tako mi je drago što smo razgovarali. 428 00:11:09,328 --> 00:11:10,829 [ Brujanje usisavača ] 429 00:11:10,897 --> 00:11:12,531 Riley: Čovječe, samo se loše osjećam 430 00:11:12,598 --> 00:11:14,066 za pravog djeda. 431 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,868 Vjerojatno se zavezao za neke 432 00:11:15,903 --> 00:11:17,603 negdje u podrumu, prestrašen. 433 00:11:17,638 --> 00:11:19,538 Moramo ga pronaći, Huey, prije 434 00:11:19,606 --> 00:11:21,341 prekasno je. 435 00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:22,174 [ Bongos lupa ] 436 00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:23,442 Djed: Rada, dadada, dada! 437 00:11:23,477 --> 00:11:25,611 Volim sebe! Da, želim! 438 00:11:25,678 --> 00:11:26,445 [ Vokaliziranje ] 439 00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:27,980 Riley: Što radi ovdje 440 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:28,347 tamo?! 441 00:11:28,414 --> 00:11:29,948 Huey: Zvuči kao da umire. 442 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:31,150 Jazmine: Znaš, on je 443 00:11:31,184 --> 00:11:32,418 uvijek sam bio pomalo čudan. 444 00:11:32,452 --> 00:11:33,953 Riley: Čovječe, upravo ću ići 445 00:11:33,987 --> 00:11:34,253 pogledaj. 446 00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:35,321 Tom: Hajde, dečki. 447 00:11:35,355 --> 00:11:36,255 Znate pravila. 448 00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:37,590 Robert je rekao da nema povratka kući 449 00:11:37,624 --> 00:11:38,524 tijekom bongo vremena. 450 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:39,158 Žao mi je. 451 00:11:39,226 --> 00:11:40,593 Riley: Gledaj, ne znam tko 452 00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:42,061 taj lažni djed je gotov 453 00:11:42,129 --> 00:11:43,329 tu, ali moramo saznati 454 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:44,163 što se događa. 455 00:11:44,231 --> 00:11:45,531 Jazmine: Možda se drogira. 456 00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:46,498 Tom: [smije se] 457 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:47,599 Vi dečki pretjerujete. 458 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:48,967 Tvoj djed samo želi 459 00:11:49,035 --> 00:11:50,235 malo privatnosti za oslobađanje njegovog 460 00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:51,436 kreativni sokovi, a tu je 461 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:52,504 u tome nema ništa loše. 462 00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:57,976 Djed: [glasno brčkanje] 463 00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,344 Jazmine: Što se događa? 464 00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:00,245 [zavijanje sirene] 465 00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:01,313 Riley: Ah [Bleep] 466 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:02,113 To su policajci! 467 00:12:02,148 --> 00:12:03,248 Tom: Čekaj, Riley! Čekaj! 468 00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:04,516 Djed: Revolucija je sve 469 00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:05,384 u cijelom svijetu! 470 00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:06,051 Da, jest! 471 00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:07,386 Bum, bam, bum, bam... 472 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,021 Revolucija! 473 00:12:09,055 --> 00:12:13,026 [ Rasipanje ] 474 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,395 Tom: O, moj Bože! 475 00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:16,429 Joj! 476 00:12:16,463 --> 00:12:18,397 Riley: Bit će mi muka! 477 00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:20,399 Jazmine: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 478 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,399 Ah, neka mu netko donese... 479 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,334 Riley: Djede, pokrij se 480 00:12:22,402 --> 00:12:23,969 tvoja stara, naborana jaja! 481 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:25,604 Tom: Ožilio si moje dijete za 482 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:26,571 život, Robert! 483 00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:29,073 Jazmine: [glasno plače] 484 00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,425 Riley: [smijeh] 485 00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:35,991 Djed: Tako me je sram. 486 00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:38,160 Tom: Riley, ovo nije smiješno. 487 00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:39,494 Riley: Da, jest! 488 00:12:39,529 --> 00:12:41,662 Djed je pušio travu! 489 00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:42,630 [smijeh] 490 00:12:42,697 --> 00:12:45,065 Smokey! Smokey! 491 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,433 [smijeh] 492 00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,301 Djed: Momci, možete li mi ikada oprostiti? 493 00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:50,237 Huey: Ne mislim velika je stvar, stvarno. 494 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,304 Tom: Ne, huey, to je vrlo 495 00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:51,705 velika stvar. 496 00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:52,672 Zato su droge takve 497 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:53,239 opasno. 498 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:54,407 Onda postaneš ovisan, i to 499 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,707 uništava vaš život i živote 500 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,675 onih oko vas. 501 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,109 Počinjete igrati bongose 502 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,344 jako glasno, a onda se okreneš 503 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,512 svi Bobby i Whitney na nas. 504 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,313 Djed: Naučio sam lekciju. 505 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:06,050 Nikad, nikad, nikad opet ću pušiti travu. 506 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,020 [Zvono na vratima zvoni] 507 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:09,654 [Vrata se otvaraju] 508 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,055 hej Tu je veliki Bobby. 509 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,223 [Pjevani glas] Imam 510 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,691 nešto posebno za vas danas. 511 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:14,659 Djed: Ooo! 512 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:15,594 Lay it on me, man. 513 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,330 Zovu ga...Skywalker. 514 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,499 Djed: Ahhhh. 515 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,501 Huey: Djede, znam još uvijek pušiš. 516 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,303 Djed: O čemu ti pričaš? 517 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,604 Huey, rekao sam ti da je to a 518 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,205 napravio sam užasnu grešku, i jesam 519 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,507 nikad, nikad to više neću učiniti. 520 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,042 Huey: Znam kad nađeš 521 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,410 nešto što voliš, čemu težiš 522 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,479 pretjerajte, stoga samo budite vrlo oprezni. 523 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,046 Djed: Kao što sam rekao, jesam 524 00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:37,647 nemam pojma o čemu govoriš. 525 00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:39,649 Toodles! 526 00:13:42,252 --> 00:13:47,188 [trube trube] 527 00:13:47,222 --> 00:13:49,556 Ti si kreten, kreten! 528 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:50,557 [ Zavijanje sirene ] 529 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,559 Djed: Uh-oh. 530 00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,366 Gospodine, možete li mi reći zašto? voziš tako sporo u 531 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,000 brza staza? 532 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,168 Djed: Ma, nema razloga. 533 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,203 Pretpostavljam da jednostavno nisam u tolikoj žurbi. 534 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,437 Nisam znao da možeš dobiti 535 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:06,638 kazna za prebrzu vožnju također 536 00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:10,442 spori, uh, časnik dou-shay. 537 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:13,478 To je "časnički tuš". 538 00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:17,649 Djed: [smijulji se] 539 00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:18,550 Nešto smiješno? 540 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:23,254 Djed: Ne, gospodine, policajče [Krikanje] Tuš. 541 00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:24,421 [Cijekanje] 542 00:14:24,456 --> 00:14:26,723 Zašto si tako vozio sporo u brzoj traci? 543 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,459 Djed: Oh, samo imati ugodna vožnja po lijepoj 544 00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:32,361 [smije se] Ljetna noć... tuš. 545 00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:34,464 [Cijekanje] 546 00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:36,265 Molim vas izađite iz auta, gospodine. 547 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:39,000 U redu, optuženi je tereti se zbog sumnje da je 548 00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:40,435 vožnja pod utjecajem 549 00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,170 marihuane, kao i posjedovanje 550 00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:44,272 uglavnom popušene cigarete marihuane. 551 00:14:44,306 --> 00:14:45,506 Dakle, kako se optuženi izjašnjava? 552 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,275 Tom: Roberte, želim da se izjasniš "krivim". 553 00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:48,275 Djed: Nema šanse. Mnh-mnh. 554 00:14:48,343 --> 00:14:49,076 Neće se dogoditi. 555 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:50,343 Tom: To je samo prvi prekršaj. 556 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,045 Djed: Obama je to sredio za sve. 557 00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:53,346 Tom: O čemu pričaš? 558 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,148 Djed: Pa to je zašto sam glasao za Obamu. 559 00:14:55,182 --> 00:14:55,981 Možemo legalizirati travu. 560 00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:56,582 To je ono što nam treba. 561 00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:58,517 Huey: Ali, Tome, što ako ode u zatvor? 562 00:14:58,551 --> 00:14:59,984 Tom: To je samo prvi prekršaj. 563 00:15:00,019 --> 00:15:01,686 Huey: Nisi siguran u to. 564 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,988 Riley: Ne idem u udomiteljsku obitelj. 565 00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,322 Reći ću ti to odmah. 566 00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:06,623 Tom: Nitko neće jebati... 567 00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:08,692 Svi, možete li molim vas samo šutjeti?! 568 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,959 Smirite se, molim vas! 569 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,394 Djed: Časni časti, ja bih 570 00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:12,962 voli se izjasniti "nisam kriv", na 571 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:14,698 temelj da je Obama legalizirao travu! 572 00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:15,332 Je li? 573 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,167 Jer ja-mislim da bih čuli za to. 574 00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:19,069 Djed: Lijep sam sure he did, your honor. 575 00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:19,703 Tko ti je to rekao? 576 00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:20,604 Djed: Veličanstveno. 577 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:21,338 Reper? 578 00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:22,339 Djed: Da, visosti. 579 00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:23,440 Jeste li sigurni da je on tip za 580 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,075 slušati o pravnim stvarima? 581 00:15:25,143 --> 00:15:26,410 Što kaže vaš odvjetnik? 582 00:15:26,444 --> 00:15:27,511 Izgleda prilično pametno. 583 00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:29,513 Tom: Rekao sam, uh, ne, časni sude. 584 00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:32,049 Djed: Ali veličanstveno zvučalo prilično sigurno. 585 00:15:32,117 --> 00:15:33,417 huh Pa, prilično je siguran. 586 00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:35,253 Znaš, ja sam... također sam prilično siguran. 587 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,155 Ali, hej, možemo to potražiti, ako želiš. 588 00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:37,689 Ništa strašno. 589 00:15:37,756 --> 00:15:39,057 Djed: Da, molim. 590 00:15:39,091 --> 00:15:41,493 [Klačanje tipkovnice] 591 00:15:41,527 --> 00:15:42,127 Ne, ne. 592 00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:43,128 Oprosti zbog toga, čovječe. 593 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,397 Pogledajte ovu... Wikipediju kaže da je trava još uvijek ilegalna. 594 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:46,398 Djed: Stvarno? 595 00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:46,965 Da. 596 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,100 Čekaj... oh, pogledaj to. 597 00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:49,034 To je zanimljivo. 598 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,302 Ovdje piše da nekoliko država 599 00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:51,936 legalizirali ljekoviti kanabis. 600 00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:52,604 Djed: Vidiš? 601 00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:53,939 Na žalost, ovo stanje 602 00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,207 nije jedan od njih, pa, znaš. 603 00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:55,940 Djed: Oh. 604 00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:57,142 Dakle, pretpostavljam da su vaši izbori 605 00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:58,410 preseliti se u Kaliforniju, popušiti sve 606 00:15:58,444 --> 00:15:59,511 želite, ili, znate, samo 607 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:00,579 ostani ovdje i prestani pušiti. 608 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:01,947 Ili možete nastaviti pušiti i otići 609 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,115 u zatvor, ali [Chuckles] To bi bilo 610 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,550 biti pomalo blesav, zar ne? 611 00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:06,118 Djed: [uzdahne] 612 00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:08,120 Tom: Oh, čovječe, Roberte, ne mogu 613 00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:09,188 vjeruj koliko si sretan. 614 00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:10,056 Djed: Sretan? 615 00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:10,690 Kako je ovo sreća? 616 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,025 Napokon sam našao tu stvar 617 00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:13,226 život koji me čini sretnom, i 618 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,961 sad će mi ga uzeti! 619 00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:17,231 Tom: Sada, Roberte, uči pokazati marihuana može biti vrlo 620 00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:18,299 psihološka ovisnost. 621 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,034 Djed: Čovječe [Pivi] Oni uče! 622 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:20,635 Želim svoju travu! 623 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,003 Vjerovao sam u sve strašno 624 00:16:22,037 --> 00:16:24,206 stvari o kojima su mi pričali trava, a sve je bila laž! 625 00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:25,407 A sad mi misliš reći ja 626 00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:27,109 mogao imati ovo cijelo vrijeme?! 627 00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:28,945 Tko zna koliko bi moj život bio drugačiji? 628 00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:30,212 Mogla bih biti Nobelova nagrada za mir 629 00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:31,480 pobjednik ili osmerostruki osvajač zlatne medalje 630 00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:34,216 plivač ili čak predsjednik Sjedinjenih Država! 631 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:34,716 Nije fer! 632 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,551 Sada se moram vratiti biti obični ja. 633 00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:38,486 Tom: Nema ništa krivo s običnim tobom! 634 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,555 Djed: Kažem ti, redoviti ja je potpuno 635 00:16:40,589 --> 00:16:41,289 neprihvatljivo. 636 00:16:41,323 --> 00:16:42,557 Ne volim čak ni običnog sebe! 637 00:16:42,624 --> 00:16:43,190 Nitko ne zna! 638 00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:44,658 Huey: Da, tu je u pravu. 639 00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,293 Riley: Ni ja ga ne volim. 640 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:47,661 Tom: Slušaj, Roberte, shvaćam. 641 00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:49,762 Svi žele pobjeći od svojih problema. 642 00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:52,498 Ali postoji legalan način da se to učini. 643 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,968 Djed: [smrkne] 644 00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:57,670 Nikad mi se baš nije sviđalo ti kad sam te prvi put sreo. 645 00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:59,039 Tom: Oh, nisam ti se svidio? 646 00:16:59,073 --> 00:16:59,673 Nisi mi se svidio! 647 00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:01,040 Djed: Pa, u redu je. 648 00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:02,108 Nije me briga kome se sviđam. 649 00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:03,309 I mrzim galamu, taj kučkin 650 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:03,576 kučko! 651 00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:04,678 Tom: Pa, možemo se složiti 652 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:05,211 to. 653 00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,312 Djed: Pronađimo galamu 654 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,146 i razbi mu guzicu. 655 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:08,314 Tom: Razbit ću te! 656 00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:09,949 Djed: O, ne, ne mislim tako! 657 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:13,285 Tom: Ja ću te razbiti magarac s guzicom! 658 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,956 Djed: Sada mi nedostaje moja Mary Jane! 659 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:20,193 [Oboje plaču] 660 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:20,493 Oh! 661 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,494 Mislim da ću povratiti! 662 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,495 [Gegovi] 663 00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,130 [Snažno povraća] 664 00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:26,665 Tom: Oh, ako vidim ili pomirišem povraćanje, idem tr... 665 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,201 [Gegovi] 666 00:17:29,268 --> 00:17:30,402 [povraća] 667 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:31,403 Oh, Bože. 668 00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:37,310 Oh, dovraga ne! 669 00:17:37,377 --> 00:17:39,680 Djed: Što do... [ nerazgovetan govor ] 670 00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:40,314 Ohhhh. 671 00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:41,114 Oh, čovječe! 672 00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:43,017 Možeš li vjerovati, stari crnjo?! 673 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:43,717 Grant je pretresen! 674 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,019 Vidi, vidi, vidi, vidi! 675 00:17:45,053 --> 00:17:46,287 Uzimaju šampanjac! 676 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:47,288 I pupoljci citrusa! 677 00:17:47,322 --> 00:17:48,289 And the first mature! 678 00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:49,491 I rani misti! 679 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:50,492 I Božji bud! 680 00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:51,626 I ledena marihuana! 681 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,994 I otočka dama! 682 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:53,394 I kuš! 683 00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:54,462 Djed: Pa neću 684 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,463 neka se izvuku s tim! 685 00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:56,264 Ja kažem da uzvratimo! 686 00:17:56,298 --> 00:17:57,465 Vrijeme je za građanski neposluh! 687 00:17:57,499 --> 00:17:58,299 Vrijeme je za akciju! 688 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,300 Čovječe, radi što hoćeš! 689 00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:02,302 Vratit ću se na posao i plakati! 690 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,477 Huey: Što je ovo stvarno postići? 691 00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:13,079 Djed: Što ti se dogodilo, Huey? 692 00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,481 Mislio sam da vjeruješ u revoluciju. 693 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,083 Mislio sam da si borac za slobodu. 694 00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:17,084 Huey: Djede, nisi 695 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,553 ukinut ću zabranu uhićenjem. 696 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,554 Djed: Pa što ako ja 697 00:18:19,621 --> 00:18:21,556 i Rosa Parks je to rekla u onom autobusu u Montgomeryju? 698 00:18:21,624 --> 00:18:23,625 Što ako ja i Martin Luther kralj je to rekao u selmi? 699 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,627 Što ako ja i Nelson Mandela 700 00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:25,628 rekao to za vrijeme apartheida? 701 00:18:25,662 --> 00:18:27,463 Huey: Kad si bio uhićen u Južnoj Africi? 702 00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:28,531 Djed: Nema veze. 703 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,432 Poanta je da si se prodao. 704 00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:31,168 Riley: Mislim da bismo se jednostavno trebali preseliti u L.A. 705 00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:32,469 Ja ću biti prvi crnja koji će 706 00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:33,470 biti krv i bogalj! 707 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:36,073 Huey: Djede, nitko ne rješava problema odlaskom u zatvor 708 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:36,440 više. 709 00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:37,341 Djed: Dobro! 710 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,275 Što predlažete? 711 00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:39,509 Huey: Vidi, ako je stvarno 712 00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:40,744 toliko važno za vas, možda mi 713 00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:42,345 samo bi se trebao preseliti u Kaliforniju. 714 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,647 Riley: Onda ću ja glumiti 715 00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:45,082 moj vlastiti film o prvom 716 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:46,716 crnja biti i krv i bogalj. 717 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,450 Izigrat ću sebe. 718 00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,152 Djed: Pa ja ne idem od kuće. 719 00:18:49,186 --> 00:18:50,086 Dobro sam platio za ovo 720 00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:51,087 kuću, a sada ne vrijedi 721 00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:52,088 [bleep] Dakle, ostajemo na mjestu. 722 00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:53,190 Riley: Onda ću dotrčati 723 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,257 na svježem princu klincu i pokazati 724 00:18:54,325 --> 00:18:55,625 on koji je pravi karate klinac. 725 00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:57,427 Oni čak ni ne plaćaju crnju. 726 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,629 Huey: Dakle, što više važno... trava ili mi? 727 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:01,998 Djed: Trava! 728 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:02,599 [Vrata se otvaraju] 729 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,634 Riley: Čovječe, on o tome nije ni razmišljao. 730 00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:07,070 Djed: Ovdje smo da zahtijevaju oslobođenje naše 731 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,539 brate dar iz dubine, mračne tamnice tiranije. 732 00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:11,141 Ovaj čovjek je bio miroljubiv čovjek. 733 00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:13,977 Bio je uzgajivač, bio je iscjelitelj, i dao mi je stvarno 734 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:15,712 dobra trava po vrlo povoljnim cijenama. 735 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,513 Riley: Djede, prestani cinkariti! 736 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:18,147 [smijeh] 737 00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:20,049 Djed: Nećemo dopustiti da nas guraš! 738 00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,051 Imamo pravo nastaviti sreća, a ovo je 739 00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,620 sreću, i ja ću je sretno slijediti! 740 00:19:23,687 --> 00:19:25,622 [ Nerazgovjetno vikanje ] 741 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,326 Čekaj... ima li tko upaliti? 742 00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,260 Riley: [smješka se] 743 00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:31,694 Roberte! 744 00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:32,228 Robert? 745 00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:33,129 Djed: Grant? 746 00:19:33,163 --> 00:19:34,330 Ali mislio sam da si u zatvoru. 747 00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:35,331 Da, platio sam jamčevinu. 748 00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:36,332 Što radiš ovdje? 749 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,433 Djed: Dakle, slobodan si? 750 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:37,967 Da. 751 00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:38,768 Pa, imam šest mjeseci 752 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,036 uvjetna, ne smije pušiti, ali 753 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,137 trava nije vrijedna moje slobode. 754 00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:42,705 Što radiš ovdje?! 755 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:43,706 Djed: Čekaj, čekaj! 756 00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,041 predomislio sam se! Ne, čekaj! 757 00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:46,208 Gospodine, stavljam vas ispod 758 00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:48,344 uhićenje zbog ometanja mir i za posjed a 759 00:19:48,411 --> 00:19:49,311 kontrolirana tvar. 760 00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:49,745 časnik! 761 00:19:49,779 --> 00:19:51,313 Djed: Ne razumiješ! 762 00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:52,148 predomislio sam se! 763 00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,316 Zaboravi sve ono što sam rekao! 764 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,316 Povlačim to natrag! Do-over! 765 00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:58,754 Ja sam republikanac, demokrat, konzervativna, čajanka! 766 00:19:58,788 --> 00:20:00,689 Au, stari, tako sam ljut da te opet vidim ovdje. 767 00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:02,124 Djed: Časni časti, molim 768 00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,225 "nije kriv", na temelju 769 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,393 da ne bih morao učiniti a 770 00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:05,494 pušački prosvjed ako ste svi imali 771 00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:07,329 samo me pusti da imam svoje korov na prvom mjestu. 772 00:20:07,364 --> 00:20:08,598 Ovo je glupo. Ja sam starac. 773 00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:09,665 Borio sam se za svoju zemlju. 774 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,400 Zaslužio sam pravo da pušim travu. 775 00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:12,234 Tom: Ne, ne. 776 00:20:12,268 --> 00:20:14,770 Djed: Pa, priznajem da sam vjerojatno otišao predaleko. 777 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,672 Pa pretpostavljam da sam možda ja kriv. 778 00:20:16,706 --> 00:20:19,141 Riley: Djede, prestani cinkariti! 779 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:19,742 [šiške s čekićem] 780 00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:21,210 Djed: Svejedno, naučio sam 781 00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:22,478 moja lekcija, i odlučio sam ako ti 782 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,046 pusti me, preselit ću se u Kaliforniju kako bih bio unutra 783 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,114 usklađenost sa zakonom. 784 00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,115 Riley: Što?! 785 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:28,316 U redu! 786 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,484 Huey: Stvarno, djede? 787 00:20:29,518 --> 00:20:30,485 Riley: Da, da! 788 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,121 Djed: Htio sam da to bude iznenađenje. 789 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,390 U redu, g. Freeman, vi dogovorili ste se. 790 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,227 Pristajem na zatvorsku kaznu, i slobodno možete otići na 791 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:38,828 Kalifornija. 792 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,562 Riley: Da! 793 00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:40,396 Eto što se događa! 794 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:42,665 Odmah nakon posluživanja tri tjedna kućnog pritvora, 795 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,034 nakon čega slijede dvije godine kušnje 796 00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:45,302 uz obvezno testiranje na droge i 797 00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:46,303 onda ćemo malo ubaciti 798 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:48,306 društveni rad samo za zabavu. 799 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:52,376 Djed: Bok. 800 00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:54,011 Nedavno sam počeo pušiti travu. 801 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:55,646 Marihuana me nije učinila sretnijom. 802 00:20:55,681 --> 00:20:56,747 Nije me to učinilo cool. 803 00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:58,282 Nije učinio ništa osim 804 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,384 skoro me koštao obitelji i slobode. 805 00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:02,019 Dakle, ako želite biti poput mene, a 806 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,488 gubitniče, samo naprijed i zapali. 807 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:08,659 Riley: [smijeh] 808 00:21:08,693 --> 00:21:10,026 To je bilo ludo! 809 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,729 Djede, zbog tebe trava izgleda tako neukusno. 810 00:21:12,797 --> 00:21:14,431 Mislim da nikad neću pušiti. 811 00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:15,298 [Zvuk narukvice] 812 00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,566 Da, mislim da ću uzeti 813 00:21:16,601 --> 00:21:19,537 šetnja oko kvarta... jer mogu. 814 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:20,738 Želiš da ti donesem bilo što 815 00:21:20,773 --> 00:21:22,006 dok sam vani, djede? 816 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:22,540 [Smijeh] 817 00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:23,808 Djed: Da, donesi mi 818 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,276 potpuno novi remen s velikim šiljcima 819 00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:26,478 zakopčaj kako bih ti mogao udariti 820 00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:27,378 malo, pametno iza. 821 00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:28,546 Huey: Pa, ono što jest 822 00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:29,748 vrijedi, nije previše strašno 823 00:21:29,782 --> 00:21:31,083 vratiti starog djeda. 824 00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,284 Djed: Da, pa tako je 825 00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:34,286 ništa ne vrijedi, ali hvala. 826 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:38,886 Popravak i sinkronizacija od strane Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0